Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I woke up under a house in Key West
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