Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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