How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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