It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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