I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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