I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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