In the future we'll all be gay
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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