The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
