I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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