He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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