I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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