you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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