Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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