We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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