About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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