Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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