plz talk dirty to me
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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