so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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