I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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