have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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