Someone shit on the floor
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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