sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Randomize