no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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