pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Randomize