Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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