who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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