oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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