belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Acid is not a monday night drug
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I currently don't understand fingers.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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