yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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