so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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