It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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