He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Are these your boobs on my camera?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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