Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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