her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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