You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We left an ass print on the piano.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
