I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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