Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
wow bdsm is so cute
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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