He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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