She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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