I met the friendliest cop last night
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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