Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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