guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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