Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
How many fucks given?
0.12846
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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