i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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