Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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