Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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