so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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