what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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