Nicole vs. Life
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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