David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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