So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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