dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
